zach attack

zach really brings joy to the lives of adam and i. he and britney are officially over. the fish never came back up the toilet. so zach has moved on. he always does, and its always fast. he is now dating a girl named stephanie. she weighs a hefty 85 pounds. there is also a pretty good chance she is still in her teens. zach says 'its scary the way they are so similar.' on the third hang out, she told him her ring size. awesome. fun note: zach just got word the other day that the last teen that he dated back in october just moved from arizona to orange county! her name was kimi. she gave adam and i so many great memories. we were both giddy hearing that she might make a re-entrance into the real life drama that is zach attack.

anyways, zach is working this evening and he texted adam and i to tell us that britney would be stopping by to pick up some of her belongings that she had left here. adam immediately went into zach's room to figure out what we could do to it for britney's return. well, as it turned out, zach had already set aside britney's belongings and placed them in the front room on the table. this didnt stop us however as stephanie, a huge fan of rock hudson movies, had brought over her collection of 'classics,' such as 'pillow talk' and other delights and left them at our house. well, adam and i strategically placed them in the front room so that britney would see them as she picked up her stuff.

fortunately in the end, it was actually britney's sister that stopped by to pick up britney's things. she did notice the display, but didnt say anything. i say fortunately because after setting up the display i asked adam what we would say if britney bothered to make a comment about the movie collection. adam said he figured he would just be laughing too hard to say anything and just leave me to awkwardly stand there and deal with it. i guess my quick witted lying lawyer skills would have been put to the test. another time, another girlfriend i suppose.